What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is our factor. And there is no one that does it better.

Right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.

Yeah, and I'm living a nightmare.

I'm not a racist.

And I'm always true.

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You get all that at Patreon.com slash Hard Factor. Today we've got one of the most cruel and unusual

pranks of all time to break down with Wes.

Probably the cruelest I would say say I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if this is technically a prank it's more of like a crime but uh but uh but it's mean it's a permanent print like a long-term prank it's a long-term prank

very mean some pranks can be crimes for sure yeah yeah yeah usually a prank's like you yeah, you got me for like a couple hours, but yeah. Yeah,

this is this is not one of those. This is a lifetime. Wow lifetime implications for this prank. All I've got an update on the rust belt for everyone so

You don't need to keep keep a you know keep our fingers on the pulse what's going on in the rust belt not only America's

rust belt I've got an update on the world's rust belt as well.

Yes. I think it's rust belt where the world's rust belt is. Yeah, where would that be?

Oh, I'll let you know and it'll make a lot of sense once I do.

And Mark's got bad news for penises to close out the week.

Yeah, very bad news for penises. So hopefully, right before you get good news for your

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