They're sitting reading their breviary that's a book of prayers that clergy have or praying a rosary.

Or doing, the one thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been compensated.

I believe the kids call it raw dogging it.

That's a big game, man.

If you're going to go through a long period of time with no electronic device.

You keep using the horse.

I don't think it means what you think it means.

In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend.

Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

Broadcasting from a Montana wilderness fortress at the headwaters of the Missouri.

This is Matt Christensen Live.

Hello and welcome to the show. This is Matt Christensen live, a proud duct tape production for Wednesday, May 7th, 20. 25. Thank you for tuning in.

Joining me tonight for his monthly appearance is my friend Frank from, quite frankly,

nice to see you again, Frank, and I swear we did not coordinate outfits. This is an organic

development. Oh, wow. Do you have like a charcoal gray shirt on?

I actually do. Now, listeners of this stream will notice I frequently cycle between plain black and plain charcoal gray.

One, because I just like the look of it, but if you really want to know the truth, these lights are really hot on me.

And I tend to get nasty sweat stains in my armpits.

And black and charcoal tends to hide that the best.

That's a good one.

Yeah. The worst thing you can do is wear like a, a blue gray. I like a good gray shirt, but I don't do it on the stream for that reason. You're going to be soaked in the armpits and look like a jackass. Yeah. It's a dad thing. You start looking like a dad. I never had really, I mean, all of my

if you work out hard enough,

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