Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

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home. But thanks for tuning in. Thanks again for coming out. I'd like to start with something funny.

And I heard about this airplane that was about to crash. And there were four passengers,

but only three parachutes. The first passenger said,

I'm a leading heart surgeon. My patients need me. He took the first parachute and jumped. The second

passenger said, I'm a rocket scientist. And one of the smartest men alive, my country needs me.

He took the second parachute and jumped. The third passenger

was Pope John Paul.

He said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old

Boy Scout, son, I'm old and

frail. I don't have much time left.

You take the last parachute.

The Boy Scout said, don't worry

about it, sir. There are still two parachutes

left. The smartest man alive, he just jumped about it, sir. There are still two parachutes left.

The smartest man alive, he just jumped out with my backpack.

All right, hold up your Bible.

Say it like you mean it.

This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am.

I have what it says I have.

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