Welcome to In Your Area, a podcast about news stories from around the country that aren't getting the national attention they deserve.

With your host, Adam Todd Brown. Oh, hey everybody.

Welcome to In Your Area, a pod.

Hi, everybody.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Jeff, no.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am so embarrassed.

You're embarrassing me, honestly. I am embarrassing the network.

Yeah, yeah.

You're embarrassing all of us.

This is in your area a podcast about local news from around the country.

That's not getting the national headlines it deserves.

I was under the assumption that this was a podcast about

locale news. So all of my stuff is fitness and diet related that I brought to the table.

I mean, we could do like a, like when someone releases two albums on the same day. Yeah,

or it's like a double album. Because if you look at the notes that I added, it's mostly about

steamed vegetables and chicken breast. Oh, good, because that's what the next episode was going to be about anyway. Okay. So. Okay. All right. Oh, okay. Perfect. Sorry. Go on with your little introduction. Yeah. We're cooking with Crisco now, but not really because it's a. No, no, no, no, no. And no, no, no, no. no no this a locale pod if you have a seed oils i will

fucking kill myself yeah yeah same same or i'll kill you jeff i mean i'll kill jeff if you if someone else has

we'll all kill jeff if we cook with seed oils yeah so yeah we talk about local news on this pod here's the thing

i think this is going to be the last episode of in Your Area. Doing too many fucking podcasts, man. We want to get the fuck out of your area, folks. Yeah. We're streamlining in this goddamn operation. We visited your area and we found it lacking. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's why Jeff's here because normally this would be the Monday show slot, I think. I'm the Ted McGinley of podcasts, you know? Yeah. Put me on when you want to wean the viewer off of watching. Is that what Ted McGinley does? It was, it's like putting a kid in a sitcom. You know, it's that death coffin. It's that death nail. But is he the guy on shrinking? Is that? Ted McGinley, maybe. Yeah. He's great. First of, Ted McGinley's awesome. And his play as Jefferson Darcy on married with children was incredible. Yeah, yeah. It's just that historically he was known as the sitcom killer. His character on shrinking is a delight. If you've never watched shrinking, I highly recommend it. If you like to cry, it's a comedy, but it's one of those heavy comedies.

Also sports. Right. Shrinking on Apple TV. So should we just get right to the local news? We don't even have, you know, I can't do any of the

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