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It's Thursday, August 14th, 2014 from Slate. It's the gist. I'm Mike Pasca. So I'm on the website

of the Consumer Product Safety Commission. You know, you log on to the computer, either go to

Slate or Dead's Bin or Gawker or Twitter or the Consumer Product Safety Commission. By the way,

the Consumer Product Safety Commission only has 385 followers on Twitter. Dustmite Magic has

1731. The Consumer Product Safety Commission tells you about the things in your home, living in your

home that can kill you. Only 385 people want to know about it on Twitter. 386 now. Yeah, two fingers

at this guy. So I was going through all their recalls and I got to say they really seem warranted.

Like I was scanning them and I think maybe in the back of my head I was like, all right,

let's see how nanny state we've become or come on. Everyone knows not to put the exploding

sword in the ground. And by the way, they literally did recall an exploding firework sword,

but it exploded not when it was supposed to explode. It exploded it in opportune times.

Good recall consumer product safety commission. In fact, their site is filled with great recalls,

like the Harris product group welding torch. It was recalled because it could leak oxygen and fuel

and cause a fire. Good recall. And Mayborn USA recalled its baby monitors because the cord can be

pulled into the crib and wrap around the baby's neck. Good recall. And then there was the recall

of stirrup leathers, which can quote crack and break posing a fall hazard to the writer. Good recalls.

All of these are good recalls. I was even kind of getting snarky. I'm like, come on. There's

going to be one like, okay, a bicycle was recalled due to falling hazard. I was expecting, come on,

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