Thank you for turning on the TJ and Jess Show podcast.

That's Jessica. She's my wife.

I'm in parentheses.

Unfortunately, and I hate when this happens, but I got into an argument with Jess.

Over the most bizarre thing you can imagine, I'm truly surprised by it.

Although, in today's world, nothing surprises me.

By the way, I learned that saying from my dad,

every nearly impossible scenario that could go wrong in the world,

he follows it up with, yeah, in today's world?

Yeah.

Nothing's out of the realm of possibility.

Nothing's going to surprise me.

I would use that more often, but I just feel like it's too negative.

And if I'm going to use in today's world, I want to put a positive spin on it.

So there's also a lot of positive things that could happen in today's world.

Like you could bring up in conversation, wouldn't it be great if they could make cat-sized giraffes?

In today's world?

Sure.

Yeah.

You just go, just change it a little bit.

See, even something's so negative with just a different inflection in today's world.

Yeah, with science.

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