In These Streets

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

LA might be quarantined but the boys are still in these streets. Twall and 2Fine talk about how hot people just kind of fall in to cool stuff, discuss the ins and outs of simp culture, and complain about bad Bumble messages. Also hot takes on 69ing and an extremely scientific theory about pre-cum pregnancies. STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS.

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0:00.0	What's the worst thing you've done right after nut?
0:04.4	Like, like, one time after you got the set.
0:06.6	I couldn't have anything really.
0:07.7	No, no, no, no, no, no.
0:08.6	No, no, no, no, no.
0:08.8	Like, crazy way.
0:09.5	I'm talking like one time I finished with this girl and I just said, uh,
0:13.5	congrats.
0:14.4	Uh, I came and then I just gave her a high five and it was very mediocre work on my end.
0:19.2	It was just like, so many months like, uh,
0:22.6	because whenever I get awkward, I just go to humor.
0:25.6	Of course.
0:26.1	So I'm just like, ah, congrats.
0:27.6	Swoo.
0:30.3	And then she still tells all her friends that day because I know like, her friends are also my friends.
0:34.5	And I hear about this all the time.
0:35.8	Hey, uh, so many of my friends do that funny shit.
0:39.9	I feel like when I fuck, I like, swip of like a switch of flip switch.
0:45.4	Oh, what the fuck am I trying to say?
0:47.5	Lip of the switch.
0:49.7	I was flipping it.
0:50.5	So I got a mild dyslexia.
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