In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
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Venganza Media, Inc.
4.6 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2020
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
What In The Name of The King is Uwe Boll up to now?! Someone gave the notoriously awful director $60 million to turn video game Dungeon Siege into a wannabe Lord of the Rings. He’s even convinced Jason Statham to star as a martial-arts wielding peasant caught between goodfella magician Ray Liotta and a royally miscast Burt Reynolds in the battle to be crowned Worst Supporting Actor. Will Arnie have to travel to the pits of Mordor to burn this DVD, or is this the epic to finally free Boll from movie jail? Find out when you join the Now Playing Arcade!
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| 0:00.0 | We live in the time of powerful sorcery. When men were objects, they'd be impugned with |
| 0:23.5 | wondrous capabilities. Welcome to Now Playings in the name of the King Retrospective series. |
| 0:30.8 | Our kingdom, our fairy, existence is threatened from without. You have been brought here as the |
| 0:38.5 | prophecy has to create. Part of Now Playings video game movie review series. |
| 0:44.1 | Why did the gods fail me? Why? Hosted by Arnie. He was loved by all. Until? Until the dark |
| 0:54.6 | ones rose. Justin. He's not known for his hasty opinions. And Stewart. It must be the warrior they |
| 1:01.7 | old talk about. His podcast may contain detailed plots, spoilers and harsh language. |
| 1:07.4 | Listener discretion is advised. Alright, let's get to it. |
| 1:15.7 | Today we're discussing in the name of the king, a dungeon siege tale. Starring Jason Statham, |
| 1:30.9 | Lili Sobiesky, Ron Perlman, John Rise Davies, Claire Frilani, Matthew Lillard, |
| 1:36.8 | Cristana Locan, Will Sanderson, Tanya Saldner, Brian J. White, with Ray Leota and |
| 1:47.3 | Bert Reynolds. I want Ercle. What was Ercle doing? Who's more out of place here? |
| 1:55.7 | Lillard or Reynolds? We'll discuss. Directed by Oofable. This is the Now Playing Podcast |
| 2:04.5 | host who feels like he's trapped in a dungeon. Oofable's dungeon. Arnie. |
| 2:10.5 | And Stewart. And this is Justin. I'm just here to figure out what these actors did or |
| 2:15.6 | what type of bet they lost to end up in an Oofable movie like this. They got paid. It's worth |
| 2:21.2 | asking. Has the problem been all along that they didn't have enough budget? House of the |
| 2:28.2 | dead, they had to make do with 12 million. Postal cost 15 million and alone in the dark |
| 2:35.7 | 20 million. That maybe this Oofable's vision requires more. This movie is going to cost |
| 2:44.9 | 60 million dollars. I don't know why it looks like a Hollywood square's rap party at medieval |
| 2:52.6 | times, but it costs them. And just for the record, it made 30 million. It made under five |
| 3:03.5 | here in the state. Break even 120 million on a 60 million budget. Let's start with the |
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