It's scary movies getting dragged. Keep you up late night in bed. Here's a podcast that will help you.

It's your mind. We'll explain the part really nicely. And we'll talk about what's

frightening so you never have to have a spooky time. It's ruined.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to ruin. My name is Halle and this is a podcast where we ruin a horror

movie just for you. If you're a longtime listener, you know that my wonderful co-host, Alice and

Lyby currently is a waiter. Her one woman show, oh god, a show about abortion at New York's

fabulous cherry lane theater. If you are in New York or visiting, go see it. But if you're not,

please stay and listen to this episode because I will be joined by another fabulous guest host.

We've had some phenomenal names, some huge, some huge guests for the pod. And now we have

maybe the biggest one of all, or the least of all, depending on your perspective, which one's

right? Probably the latter. It is my dear childhood friend who I have referenced multiple times

on the pod. Welcome, Jess Berkall. Oh my gosh. It is an honor and a privilege and definitely a paradox

of both the worst, the worst and best guest of all time. We're just going to get the movie. We

are going to do this week. It does involve a lot of paradoxes. But before we get into the movie

itself, I just want to say if you're a listener, Jess is the person who pranked called me when I

worked at the church when I was a teenager. And then he also praised called me again in college,

posing as a college authority who found pornography out of a computer.

Both times causing me to have a full panic attack. Neither were real. So I just want to make sure

it's like a great both times. It's just like a great bit. It's an evergreen. You can all,

it was swatting before there was swatting, dodging before there was dodging. You can always call

you up and pretend to be someone on the verge of suicide on the church hotline. And you know,

just get a good rise out of you. Heady days, heady days. Do you want to be clear? You did a voice

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