Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

Nie sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

How's it going everybody?

Welcome to another episode of Maximum Film.

I'm your host of Ywadie Wei and in the booth with me all my friends.

So let me introduce you to them. Okay, this is episode 198, so you know it's going to be great.

First up, we have the Christmas Zaddy himself, Alonzo Dural Day.

What's good? Oh, I'm sitting here in my... Alonzo Dural Day was good.

Oh, I'm sitting here in my non-air condition apartment

and it's turning me into Blanch Du Bois.

I can just, I've seemed to be perspirin mightily.

Anyway, what's good this week, I finally, after not seeing it in a lot of stores,

I finally got my hands on a box of the Kellogg's together in Pride cereal.

This is the annual attempt now from Kellogg's to get real gay in June.

Last year their whole together cereal meant they just dumped a bunch of different kinds of cereal in the same box and nobody wants that so they re- they re- went they went back to the drawing board this year and so you have this box that has like Tony the Tiger and the

the the cornflakes cock I don't even know if that thing has a name that rooster and, you know, they're all waving pride flags and stuff.

And the cereal is basically heart-shaped fruit loops

with edible glitter on it.

And so the idea that fruit loops are now a like pro queer statement, I kind of feel like semantically

we've made a full loop around the track and we've reclaimed it for ourselves.

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