In the Court of the Jester King | SCP-7058

The SCP Experience

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🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Want to listen ad-free? Try it FREE for 7 days here: patreon.com/TheSCPExperience SCP Foundation EUCLID class object, SCP-7058: In the Court of the Jester King This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7058 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Author: Jordan Grupe Website: http://jordangrupe.com/ New Book Release: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08M3ZHK1L/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_G7796479F48T86Z6ECQN DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories #scpexplained #whatisscp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:09.5	Steady on, grub.
0:10.4	You know Queen Bee yet.
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0:13.7	Half a million prizes will be won.
0:15.6	And someone will win £1,000 every day.
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0:48.6	Now let's dive into the story. Working for the SCP Foundation as its ups and downs. I've been doing this since I was in my early
0:58.0	20s, so I've kind of gotten used to it. I guess you could say I fell into the job after they
1:04.2	recruited me from federal prison. After a decade in this line of work, I found myself in a bunch of different departments.
1:12.6	But I still somehow I've never gotten promoted past D-class.
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