In The Candy Aisle
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2018
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
A man narrates his stroll though a Wal-Mart. As he peruses the aisles, from guns to kitchen appliances, the discussion ranges from philosophical to farcical.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to all my elephant breeders. |
| 0:07.0 | It's beautiful anonymous one hour on phone call. |
| 0:11.0 | No names. No holds barred. |
| 0:14.0 | I'd rather go one on one. |
| 0:20.0 | I think it'll be more fun. |
| 0:22.0 | And I'll get to know you. |
| 0:25.0 | And you'll get to know me. |
| 0:29.0 | Hey everybody, Chris Getherd here. |
| 0:31.0 | It's beautiful anonymous. It's Tuesday. |
| 0:34.0 | You get to spy on a stranger who wants to put it all out there. |
| 0:40.0 | We have the phones. |
| 0:41.0 | Thanks for having my back in support and show. |
| 0:44.0 | I'm still on vacation. I mentioned this last week. |
| 0:46.0 | So don't get to read the feedback from the most recent episodes. |
| 0:50.0 | And sorry about that for the people who do enjoy that. |
| 0:53.0 | That's one of the things I really like as interacting with you guys. |
| 0:55.0 | But yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach hopefully right now. |
| 0:58.0 | Chilling out according to the ahead of time. |
| 1:00.0 | Hopefully when you're hearing this, I'm actually relaxing and not being a workaholic. |
| 1:04.0 | A fat chance. |
| 1:05.0 | Get your tickets for those bellhouse shows. |
| 1:07.0 | They're coming up next week. |
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