Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets. And that's all you need to know. To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of the bonus room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership. And now, please enjoy this episode of The Neighborhood Listen.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your neighbor.

Good.

In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.

You've got the neighbor half app and us.

Burn.

And Jod.

From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell.

We'll cover it all.

And meet new neighbors as well.

We'll chat about any posts you're missing.

So just tune in to The Neighborhood Listen.

And welcome to The Neighborhood Listen!

Oh, he put his arms up like he was on a roller coaster.

That was fun.

It was fun, Joan.

I had a great time doing it.

This is the podcast that looks at the neighborhood of dignity falls through the eyes of its many residents, two of which are seated right across from each other. My name is Burtmea Payday. I am the pharmacist in Chief at the Dignity Falls. I'm with me as all like this. Joe Pedestrian. Wee! Oh, that was fun. That was fun. You know, I don't throw my hands up enough. No, you should.

You should put them in the air.

Like, you just don't care. I knew you were going to say that.

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