In Search of Door-Kicker Santa: TF Watches RED ONE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Our last free episode of 2024 involves Riley, Milo, and November watching the Rock in a terrible Christmas film entitled RED ONE. It’s a film in which Christmas is saved by the surveillance state, jacked Santa trains in the gym to do room-clearing and be an operator, and so much more. This is our present to you: we have suffered. Get access to more Trashfuture episodes each week on our Patreon! *POPES/LAGOON SHIRTS STILL AVAILABLE!* We've got some extras of our recent shirts that can be purchased online and will ship immediately! Get them here: https://trashfuture.co.uk/collections/all *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s UK Tour here:https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-showsTrashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody.
0:16.4	It is the final recorded episode of TF of 2024, and we are reviewing November's shirt.
0:24.0	Hello.
0:25.2	Uh-huh.
0:25.5	Hi, how's it going?
0:26.8	Yeah, the thing is, I just logged on to the call wearing a totally normal shirt that I got from my wardrobe where I keep my shirts.
0:36.2	Uh-huh.
0:36.4	And then Riley decided to make this a whole thing.
0:40.3	Uh-huh.
0:40.7	I just think it's cool.
0:42.2	I think it's cool that they give those out at Shen Yun.
0:45.4	Yeah.
0:45.6	So do you want to read off my shirt, Riley?
0:49.1	Well, yeah, of course.
0:50.1	I just, I lost my virginity at the China before communism Shen Yun 2020 performing arts show.
0:56.7	And I think it's cool.
0:58.6	Number one, that they provide like an area for it.
1:02.2	Or is it part of the show?
1:03.8	Did they get you on a trapeze?
1:05.3	It's like, can we get a volunteer from the audience up here type thing?
1:09.0	And then you lose your virginity on a trapeze to a guy
1:13.2	who was affiliated with the Falun Gong. Yeah, of course. It's, it's a they, what they do is they don't
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