In No Way Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire
Noble Blood
iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild
4.7 • 13.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2023
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
What is the "Holy Roman Empire" and why does it seem to be in... Germany? The answer goes back to the King of the Franks, and a very vulnerable Pope.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of I Heart Radio and Grimm and Mild from Aaron Manky, |
| 0:06.1 | listener discretion advised. |
| 0:17.2 | If you are a regular Noble Blood listener or even a casual student of European history, |
| 0:23.6 | you've likely come across the phrase, Holy Roman Empire. |
| 0:27.4 | Ah, you might have thought upon seeing those words, Rome, Italy, Holy the Vatican. |
| 0:35.3 | But then you look deeper and you find out what was known as the Holy Roman Empire |
| 0:41.0 | seemed to have mainly occupied the land that we know today as Germany. |
| 0:46.1 | Well, surely it should have been known as the Holy German Empire then. |
| 0:51.5 | And what makes it so holy anyways. |
| 0:53.9 | If you found yourself asking those questions, know that you are not alone. |
| 0:58.5 | The famous French writer Voltaire once famously wrote, quote, |
| 1:03.8 | this body which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was in no way, |
| 1:10.4 | holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. |
| 1:13.7 | Like many things medieval and monarchical, the term Holy Roman Empire seems to defy modern logic. |
| 1:23.4 | But we do know at least the origins of the term. |
| 1:27.9 | To understand why much of central Europe was for centuries, |
| 1:32.9 | referred to as the Holy Roman Empire, we'll have to go back to the 8th century. |
| 1:38.6 | When in ambitious Frankish king, a bold Byzantine empress, a vulnerable pope, |
| 1:46.8 | and a shocking coronation changed the shape of Europe forever. |
| 1:54.5 | I'm Dana Schwartz and this is Noble Blood. |
| 1:58.2 | The winding road that led to the creation of the Holy Roman Empire began fittingly in Rome. |
| 2:15.0 | It was April 25th 799, the day of the procession of the greater litany's and Christian Romans were |
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