All right, you guys, happy Wednesday and congratulations to me. Congratulations are in order to me.

I received my first legal letter of 2026. I would say that it took longer than expected, right?

We are 20, it was 20 days into January yesterday, at least when I received it. I think that's a record.

I'm proud of myself. And it's going to be a legal

hump day in general because we need to discuss how I was right about Taylor Swift. I respect her.

I think she's a savage. Taylor Swift is a first class passenger. If the ship is going down,

she's going to make it off. She's going to be in that first life boat. So poor Justin

Baldoni. And lastly, let's stick with pop culture today and discuss Brooklyn Beckham, whose parents are

dead to him now over a wedding dance that happened four years ago because I love rich people. I love

rich people problems. And today today there are apparently a lot of

them. So welcome back to Candice.

I feel like I should receive an honorary law degree.

I feel like I'm an expert now on legal matters.

I've learned a lot about legal letters just over the last couple of years, last three years, maybe. I've definitely learned that there is nothing quite like your first high,

right? That first legal letter that you get. I mean, for me, after being sued by a sitting president

of a foreign country whose husband would like to strangle me with his large bare hands,

any other letter thereafter,

it just doesn't do it.

Just not the same experience.

I'm not excited anymore when Noah calls.

I'm sorry, Noah.

If you're watching this, I'm very sorry.

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