So once again, we have a a shirking of the Geneva Convention. We're putting the 70-year-old people on

ATVs and if they're one of the most dangerous vehicles on planet Earth, just ask Ozzy Osborne pack and you do Ozzy warning us of the dangerous

Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spanking episode of ATV that's short for bad television. My name is Dylan

I am settled up far away from one Patrick Kiki. Great to be here. So, hey buddy.

Hmm, we are back in the studio next week. I'm so excited. I'm tired of these zooms. They make the giggles harder.

They do. I don't know how very popular podcasts pull this off. I don't like doing it this way. I like in person.

You know, speaking of giggles, people have been commenting that you have a new laugh. I didn't know that you have a new laugh.

Do you have a new laugh? No, I just think I have good mic technique when I actually have a microphone in my hand and I pull the mic away

You know, I'm putting on a show, baby. And what happens is I'm I'm just being recorded from cheap Apple

Um, earbuds and so you're picking up everything my breathing. I think people can hear my baby crying on the other side of the door

It's all you can hear you screaming for your nanny

Exactly, and I don't want that. Okay. I'm a profession. Right Lupita

So um, we have got to get into what is the most wholesome and hilarious television program on American television

Right now it is ABC's which I don't know what those letters mean. Oh, American broadcasting connection

Um, it is ABC's the golden bachelor. It is our favorite show and we're here to talk about a Patrick how many canes do you have before we get to canes? Do you have any public service announcement?

Yes, I do Dylan next week on this feed bad TV

We know you love to hear us talk about the golden bachelor. Who does

But we're going to be beginning our journey with winterhouse, which is a very fun show

And I understand they're two different shows

But I think you could enjoy them in the same way because Dylan and I are going to be talking about them and

I don't we haven't gotten this lockdown yet, but we may have papaya girl herself Ruby Ren join us for the recap of that

So speaking of papaya that girl go to patreon.com for the new york and virginia trip recap as well

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