In Football Today | 3-31-26
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, let's get a little football today. Non-Rodwood edition from the league meetings. This is a |
| 0:07.6 | Rodwood free zone. Here's Rico Beard. The phones work? No, they don't. We got a little news and |
| 0:16.0 | notes, Mike, some from the non-rodwood news. |
| 0:21.5 | Yes. |
| 0:22.1 | Thank you. |
| 0:23.4 | Yes, it is. |
| 0:26.4 | Well, here's a funny one just for you. |
| 0:31.6 | The 49ers paid $9 million to a scientist. |
| 0:34.4 | They didn't say who it was or what he works for. |
| 0:36.2 | That's three ragdown signing bonuses. |
| 0:38.9 | That's a lot of cheese. In order for the scientists to say this whole substation thing is a nothing burger. You know what? You know what I say to that? |
| 0:48.4 | Something is wrong here. Your players die. That substation is the... This is some Area 51 |
| 0:56.1 | stuff. $9 million. They didn't |
| 0:58.0 | say who the person was or who they worked |
| 1:00.0 | for. Could have been anybody. |
| 1:01.7 | You know what? You know what? |
| 1:03.4 | Where's the invoice? That $9 million |
| 1:05.9 | was in a duffel bag of John Lynch's |
| 1:07.9 | car. What is this |
| 1:09.8 | based on, by the, they hired an independently contract. |
| 1:12.4 | No, they did. |
| 1:13.3 | They hired a scientist. |
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