Leading Britain's Conversation, you're listening to a special LBC podcast,

Steve Allen, in Conversation Live.

For Gloals, make some noise.

Please welcome on stage, Alan Jones.

Thank you very much indeed, ladies and gentlemen.

Before we go any further, don't look so worried.

I'm not singing, walking in the air this evening.

Although I still can in the treble register.

We're walking in the air.

Welcome to what promises to be a hugely entertaining evening.

It is Steve Allen, after all, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you for buying your tickets.

In doing so, you've supported Global's Make Some Noise charity.

It gives a voice to small charities here in the UK

who in return support young people in need.

So thank you very much.

Give yourself a round of applause, please.

My goodness me, I've just realised the place is packed.

There are people in the cheap seats as well.

Good evening.

We...

That's Wales forever, ladies and gentlemen.

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