In case you find yourself in an emergency picnic situation (with Alison Lapper)
Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2024
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Today, Jane and Fi discuss the different things a listener might keep in their tote: disposable handkerchiefs and emergency tampons... probably a poo bag too? They are also calling out for the creation of Off Air memes to fend off relentless fat belly ads.
Plus, Jane speaks to the artist Alison Lapper ahead of her documentary In My Own Words which is coming out on 9th September.
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Assistant Producer: Hannah Quinn
Podcast Producer: Eve Salusbury
Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler
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