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Mega

IN 2 HYMN Electric Violins

Mega

Greg Hess

Improv, Comedy

4.8 β€’ 1.3K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Gray has a stalker and Halle needs to rant. πŸ‘‰ Get all show info and ad free + bonus content HERE. Instagram: @MegaThePodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Look, flowers for you.

0:02.8

Oh, they're from Claire.

0:05.1

Who's Claire?

0:06.1

It says Clara.

0:07.2

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0:25.3

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0:26.2

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0:30.1

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

0:34.3

We are here. Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

0:50.2

Hiya, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega. Coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

0:54.8

where every single week we're usually giving our mega church a tiny family feel.

0:59.9

But this week, my co-host, Gray Hise and I are doing life together.

1:04.2

Hellie, I wasn't ready and that isn't really the tune that we had talked about.

1:09.4

I thought that was the way you taught me.

1:11.4

I want to do it the way you want to do it.

1:13.0

I don't care, Hallie.

1:14.1

Let's just work on it next week.

1:15.4

Okay, we'll work on it next week.

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