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This is the Steve Austin show give me a hell yeah

Here's Steve Austin all right everybody here. We go making chicken salad out of chicken shit

But before we do I got to plug in my wise microphone

Kristen I'm about to plug in your microphone and you can say hello to the good people and

Three two one that Kristen welcome to Steve Austin show. How are you today?

Hello Steve welcome to the Kristen Austin show

Man, I'm gonna come with them tweets and some emails that people said my wife was good on the show

So now she walking around with a head to size of a damn basket box you can barely fit through a door

So how you doing today your podcast are you I'm doing great just getting ready to make my own podcast

Oh, Jesus. What's gonna be called the Kristen Austin show with my special guest Steve Austin?

I get to play the part of the supporting role. I like it. I dig it the most I'll rope you into podcasting

Oh, yeah, so here we go, Kristen

This is an interesting set up here because man. We're busier than a man

We got all kinds of shit to do. We're leaving back for Los Angeles tomorrow

We're trying to wrap everything up and man. You're like a clean freak which I love

But man when you go to clean and you just scour everything down and like if someone came in here and

Performed surgery on our kitchen floor one of our bathroom floors. They could do it because ain't no germs in there

Well, have you always been such a germaphoed clean freak? I like to clean I

Know there's no reason to marry you

I mean you have a lot of other endearing qualities

But the fact that you're not a slob like me is really a plus

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