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Smith and Sniff

Impreza v Evo

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

5th Gear, Road Trips, Comedy, Leisure, Top Gear, Improv, The Grand Tour, Automotive, Cars

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Why Subaru v Mitsubishi was the Blur v Oasis of cars. Plus, mistakenly thinking someone smells of poo, George Clooney asking for very specific medical things, a new event called the Harry Dakar, and Jonny's had another go in the Honda E.

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0:00.0

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

0:20.0

I'm Richard Porter and I'm Johnny Smith. This is Smith and

0:26.8

Smith a podcast in its two friends talk about cars and this week the Honda E. We had a friend of my wife's over at the weekend and I have a bit of a

0:40.3

problem with her. I don't know why I'm laughing already.

0:45.0

But no, not in the sense I don't like her.

0:47.0

I really like her, she's lovely.

0:49.0

She's a very lovely person and she's a good friend to my wife and it's not that.

0:52.0

The problem I have with her is that

0:54.8

until quite recently she used to work for a cosmetics company and she always wore and still

1:01.4

wears their signature perfume.

1:05.0

And a while back, she gave my wife a box of half used testers of this perfume, you know, samples that they put in the shops.

1:14.6

She just went, look, you might as well have these.

1:16.8

They get thrown away, it's a waste, you know, so have them.

1:20.0

So she had a box of half used samples, okay that's good reusing.

1:24.0

Yeah, good exactly.

1:26.0

But is it like seven years worth?

1:28.0

It probably would have been if you'd used to, but my wife's bit like, I'm not sure this is really my smell, this signature.

1:36.0

So she gave some of the fuller bottles away to other friends, and then she stuck some in the loos in our house as air fresheners.

1:47.0

For poo camouflage.

1:49.0

Yeah, well in the loo where I like to go for a life relaxing sit down.

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