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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.3

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.5

We've said before, if you think of some of the greatest things we have in this country,

0:35.8

they have been imported from other countries. We always say from epaise to twas. Some of your favorite things started elsewhere. And Subaru's. Someone was smart enough to say, let's bring that right here to America. There's something happening in another country that we need to decide with your help. Should it be an import or should it be an export? And I think that as I look over some of the many things we've discussed previously, Ali, from other countries, there's some countries that have adult-only airplanes, no kids allowed.

1:01.0

We decided let's import that immediately.

1:02.6

Amazing.

1:03.2

There's the hire someone that can rescue you from traffic happening in other countries.

1:06.6

We believe that should be brought here.

1:08.3

That was like, okay, you're sitting there going nowhere on the freeway, and a guy in a bicycle will come up and switch to spots with you. Certain countries are giving their employees hangover days, hangover leave, where they can go ahead and leave if they're feeling hungover from partying the night before. That I didn't agree with. That's on you if you have a hangover. And then there's the countries that, everyone knows the hangover is just you fake sick with something else, even though you're hung over. And then we voted that there's a country that is limiting how long you can say goodbye to people at airports. Oh, that's right. The three minute goodbye. Anything over three minutes you get a ticket. I believe that was Netherlands or something. And we said, let's bring that here immediately.

1:44.3

There's no need for the big, you know, 25-minute send-off where people are jammed up at LAX

1:48.0

trying to make their flight.

1:49.0

I've never done more than a one-minute goodbye.

1:52.4

How long does a goodbye really last?

1:54.5

Sometimes just a lot of hugs and kisses.

1:56.5

God.

1:56.9

Where are they?

1:57.2

How long are they going for?

1:58.0

Sometimes the goodbye starts over because it takes a long.

2:00.9

Right.

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