The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Welcome to issue 4 of the Bugle the week beginning the 5th of November 2007 with me and

his ultimate in London and in New York Mr. John Oliver. Hello London this is John Oliver

in New York. There if you needed any further proof that was it. Why would I like you? What

do I possibly stand again? So coming up later in today's audio newspaper immigration

coming over here putting all of our other scapegoats out of work and Vladimir Putin hands

up who thinks he's going to conduct a fair election. Put your hands down everyone unless

you rush in which case keep your hands up. Just keep those hands up. As always some

sections of the audio newspaper go straight in the bin. This week the music section

putting a feature on meatloaf who announced his retirement from all music this week

amidst rumours that he is going to run for president next year on a two out of three

ain't bad ticket in which he promises to fix health and education but not transport.

He's got more votes. I'm a big fan of the votes. If he can't do it no one can. And also

in the bin this week's free DVD heardly into history the biopic of Chris Ackibousi from

his birth to his untimely death starring rapper 50 cent as Ackibousi and I have to say

the world championship seen from 1991 is one of the most moving pieces of athletic acting

I've ever seen. Oscar Barzandi listen to it.

And this week's main story immigration rearing its ugly ugly head once again David Cameron

has accused Prime Minister Gordon Brown of treating the British public like fools over

immigration with his promises of British jobs for British people and once again it looks

like immigration will retain its title as the most infantile of all political issues in

Britain. That's right and it in fact Britain's heroically opinionated tabloids consistently

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