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Hey, everybody.

Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

My name's Hayden and I'm joined by Cass Page.

Hi, Cass.

Hi, Hayden.

Is that how I sound?

That is exactly how you sound.

I feel good when I said it.

And that freaking chucklehead you hear chuckling away in Chucklesville is Jackson Bailey. Hello. Hello. I felt bad for me to interrupt the introduction. I don't like intros of stuff. Yeah, it sucks. It's getting stranger than me. That's why I respect podcasts that just dive in. They fade in or always like a fade up.

Yeah.

And then the guest's like, whoa, are you recording already? Yeah, it's doing it anyway. Yeah, man, we're in it. Yeah, fair, fair. It's awesome. It's better. Fuck introducing people. I mean, I don't think that was good. Before we recorded, we were just doing imitations of big dogs. We just kept saying big dog along.

I'm going,

oh,

oh,

whoa,

I tell you what,

I have been on podcast before where they're like, we're just going to start recording and then just like, you know, just to like get, get like loose and into the conversation or whatever. And then you don't know when the podcast started, but like 20 minutes is going by and you're like, I guess we're in it. Yeah. It's happening. Is that better or worse, do you think? Oh, I don't like it. Because I'm like,

when did, how will, when did we start? What are we doing here? It's too loose. You need some kind of delineation. Christ. That's funny because this podcast, the intro is the only bit that's not loose. That's the only structure we have

You imagine if we go rid of that

If he's insufferable

Jesus Christ

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