Good evening. I've called this press conference here today because I have a very important thing

that I want to talk to everyone about. It's about this election. Okay. It's being stolen by the

Democrats because there were a lot of states where I was winning by a lot. Okay, we're talking about a lot,

many, many votes. Okay. And my election observers who the Democrats, by the way, by the way,

are trying to keep away. They're trying to keep them out from observing the voting. Why is that?

Okay, they're keeping them away. My observers, they're looking at the voting through binoculars

in some cases. And what they're seeing is these states where I was winning by a lot. They're finding

all these extra ballots. Okay, they're coming

from the mail, and all of these ballots are for Joe Biden. No one knows where they're coming from.

They're just coming through the mail. We don't know who wrote these ballots. We have no idea.

Okay. And they're trying to steal this election from our voters, from our beautiful voters,

and I'm not going to let that happen. But I have found out

that Joe Biden and the Democrats, they're working with a man called the hamburger. Okay, you might

be wondering who is the hamburger. Well, I will tell you. I've known the hamburger for a long time

because of my very good friend, Ronald McDonald's. Ronald Ronald, very successful, very successful restaurant

owner, okay, very successful clown, very funny guy, actually, tremendously, tremendously funny guy.

And he works with Grimmis. Okay, I don't have any particularly strong opinions on Grinness.

He's a large, large purple fellow, okay,. Okay guy. No problems with him. But their great

enemy is the hamburger. What the hamburger does is he steals hamburgers, okay? He's not exactly

a burglar. It's somewhat misleading. He's more of a thief. He's a thief of hamburgers,

and he's working with Joe Biden to steal this election.

If a man is prepared to steal a hamburger, he will absolutely steal a vote.

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