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LuAnna: The Podcast

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Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's got a wonky eye and Anna's developed a lisp, Lu's planning a 'Burning-Lu' funeral, Anna had a standoff with Elle in the celeb farm shop over a waffle and a listener has a bum gun malfunction.

Plus...AI girlfriends, a man eloping with his son's betrothed, a woman addicted to sneezing and light is appearing at the end of the tunnel - the end of the summer hols is in sight!

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0:00.0	Sun cream on, hit the park, ice cream time.
0:03.5	Sorry, I don't have enough for an ice cream today.
0:06.7	Bit of relaxing.
0:08.1	Run to my shift.
0:09.5	Dinner time.
0:10.6	Stop at the food bank.
0:12.2	Watch some telly.
0:13.4	Read through the bills.
0:15.5	Off to bed.
0:16.5	There are two sides to every summer.
0:18.6	Together, we can support families living in poverty with the little things that make a big difference this summer.
0:24.3	Search Bernardo's to find out how.
0:27.0	Bonados.
0:27.9	Changing childhoods.
0:29.3	Changing lives.
0:31.5	Nothing beats a vibe holiday.
0:34.7	You and your mates all in one place.
0:50.3	Chilling or partying in spots like Ibith, Tenorreef and Ayanapa, especially when you can save up to 300 pounds for a group of six, plus get an extra £100 off per booking with My Jet 2. Book this summer now from London Luton Airport.
0:56.4	Vibe by Jet 2 Holidays.
0:59.3	Afternatal protected, subject to availability in conditions.
1:05.3	This is a global player original podcast.
1:10.6	Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants,
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