Illegals Hate Dem's America | Nick Di Paolo Show #1482
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Illegals going back, Trump leads and more!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going. I'm free. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, well. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm. |
| 0:17.0 | I'm here. |
| 0:18.0 | I'm not really. |
| 0:20.0 | I will. Oh, wow'm Mr. Ed. I'm Mr. Ed. Ed. Yeah, that was my nickname and I was naked in the locker room. |
| 0:49.0 | You know... |
| 0:50.0 | Right. |
| 0:51.0 | No, it was Miss Ed. Oh. That's so funny you do that because Dave Patel has a joke about, you know, he always has great pictures. |
| 1:01.0 | When you, you know, when you take your girl, |
| 1:04.1 | your underwear off in front of a girl for the first time, |
| 1:06.5 | you know. |
| 1:08.3 | You want to hear something like, wow, oh, |
| 1:10.4 | the last thing I want on here is, oh. |
| 1:16.0 | It's adorable. Oh, God, is he fucking funny? |
| 1:18.0 | Heard him on the radio yesterday, making me cry. |
| 1:21.0 | So I see a girl at the bar with a black eye and I'm great great she doesn't |
| 1:25.6 | she doesn't listen. So I walk over to her in my crocks and my who fought a t-shirt. |
| 1:41.0 | So I ended up getting drunk and taking her home and yeah I fucked her doggy's towel. I wasn't playing and all that that's just how she passed out. |
| 1:44.0 | Folks, how are you? I'm doing other people's material. |
| 1:49.0 | Kind of fucking mood I'm in. |
| 1:51.0 | Oly. Real quick on headline checks, I do it right before we go on. |
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