Illegal Fireworks
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2021
⏱️ 108 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly show and yes, I am here live on Monday, July 5th. |
| 0:17.5 | We're not taking today off just because America had a birthday yesterday. |
| 0:22.1 | We have important things happening in this country. |
| 0:25.0 | Joe Biden struggled in an ice cream shop. |
| 0:29.6 | I did some illegal stuff last night and got my neighbor in trouble with the cops. |
| 0:35.1 | I'll address that shortly. |
| 0:36.9 | Sorry, neighbor. |
| 0:39.3 | We have Russian submarines going down. |
| 0:42.1 | Maxine Waters says July 4th is only for white people and the Indians. |
| 0:48.1 | Apparently there's a couple of them out about Mount Rushmore. |
| 0:52.6 | It's going to be a sweet day here on the Jesse Kelly show. |
| 0:58.5 | Let us begin with probably my favorite subject in the world. |
| 1:06.0 | I'm trying to think. |
| 1:07.0 | Everyone knows obviously pretty passionate about beating up on Communists. |
| 1:14.5 | Food is clearly always close to number one. |
| 1:17.4 | It's always hovering around number one right there. |
| 1:20.6 | But if I had to pick one thing, I love talking about more than anything else. |
| 1:28.4 | It'd be me. |
| 1:30.6 | Definitely me. |
| 1:31.6 | What Chris? |
| 1:32.6 | I can appreciate me in all that I am. |
| 1:38.5 | But since July 4th was yesterday and don't worry, I'm going to get to all the politics. |
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