Illegal Advice Too

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Distractable.
0:05.2	This episode, Mosquito Maskering Mark, gets ponderous party performance and asks the gents for remedies to rage.
0:13.6	Bouncing Bob nearly loses James, suggests a stitch-up, miasmas, creed cripplings and cloning.
0:21.7	Wise Guy Wade gets vandalized by Serviday,
0:25.5	advises stuffing tailpipes, Jason, Hammertime, and Steve Rogers.
0:31.2	From lint-free nostrils to kissypedes.
0:34.0	Yes.
0:36.8	It's time for illegal advice too.
0:41.0	Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
0:48.7	What is up?
0:49.6	People, no, don't start it that way.
0:51.4	Nope, that's it.
0:52.2	We're in.
0:53.0	And welcome to Distractable.
0:55.0	I'm your host, Markiplier here, back at it again with another hosting of an incredible
1:00.5	episode that you're going to love in every way possible.
1:03.2	We don't believe in cold opens here.
1:05.4	This is the beginning and no one can say otherwise, right?
1:09.4	And how?
1:10.7	And how do we do this episode?
1:13.4	Well, the same way we do every episode.
1:15.9	I'm the judge.
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