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Good evening, gentle listener or watcher,

and welcome to distractible.

This episode, ball-drooping Bob gives a righteous update,

demystifies Mammons' machinations,

then asks the fellas to factor fleetness.

Wove and Wade has a stroke for splashing cash,

focuses on feces,

Armageddon, the fiscus, and follicles.

Moderator Mark, manifest industrialism and emissions

explains being sprayed and bogus biopsies

from actively assenting to orifice exploration.

Yes!

It's time for, faster or slower.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to another agreeable episode of the distractible podcast, where we all nod in agreement no matter what is being said.

I am your host.

My name is Bob.

I am hosting because I won the last one.

I won the last one by competing in it, which is what Mark and Wade, the other two guys here, will be doing.

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