Ill Gotten Gains (With My Name on Them)
Head in the Office
HITO Media LLC
5.0 • 801 Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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The boys gather for a GOP primary debate pre-show part II. They also introduce you, dear viewer, to a bipartisan addition of the HITO corruption hour, where they detail Bob Menendez and Clarence Thomas’s [alleged] corruption. The show wrapped up with a quick update on the UAW strike happenings and the impending government shutdown. If you like the show, check us out on our other social media, leave a 5-star review, and subscribe to the Patreon for early access to episodes! We will be LIVE for the second GOP debate on 9/27 at 8PM ET! Join us on YouTube!
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| 0:00.0 | I think we start off this episode with a little bit of ranting. |
| 0:02.8 | I agree. We've got a pair of stories really that don't necessarily fit in with anything we wanted to talk about this episode. Yeah. They were still in the headlines, though, or maybe not in the headlines, but still talked about enough to the point where I was like pissed off about it. For sure. One of them personally hits home. Because you'll see if you take a trip out over our Instagram like we talk about all the time. follow while you're there, of course, |
| 0:24.1 | and you look at the comments, personally hits home. Because you'll see if you take a trip on over our Instagram like we talk about all the time. |
| 0:38.2 | Follow while you're there, of course. And you look at the comments on videos. Hasn't been happening recently, but he used to happen all the time where people are like, oh, if this is your work, if this is your work, you need to dress like it. Why are they in sweatpants? Why are they in shorts and a crew neck on this podcast? If this is work, you need to dress like it's work. |
| 0:38.9 | Dress professional. Yeah. |
| 0:39.2 | So what he's referring to here is the Senate recently changed their rules so that John Fetterman doesn't have to show up in a suit and tie because bro doesn't wear a suit and tie. He wears shorts. He wears bun dup shirts. He wears hoodies, that kind of thing. And so many people are mad that bro doesn't have to wear a suit and tie to work. |
| 0:56.9 | Whining and crying about it. |
| 0:59.8 | It's ridiculous. |
| 1:00.7 | They're mad that he is like violating the sanctity of the Senate. |
| 1:04.3 | Like the same place where Glitch McConnell works is sacred. |
| 1:08.2 | What are we talking about? |
| 1:09.3 | The same place where impeachment is thrown out anytime |
| 1:12.0 | anything happens. This is so sacred. The same place where Marjorie Taylor Green showed cock. |
| 1:17.6 | Congress, yeah. Just threw up Hunter Biden's cock, did revenge porn. Made everybody look at it. |
| 1:22.6 | Everyone who's in there, everyone watching C-SPAN. Yeah. It's so stupid because they keep arguing that, you know, these sacred halls that our Congress are being violated by not showing up to work in a black suit and ties. Like, who fucking cares? I'm saying. It literally doesn't change if he can vote on things. It doesn't change if he actually gets work done. What, who this does, like, this is the end state of what the culture war is. It is totally detached from reality, detached from any material critique of how our economy or political system functions and focuses solely on imagery. Yeah. And how things make you feel. It is so beyond stupid that people actually care. It's purely a fucking aesthetic argument. And I just think it's funny that, like, |
| 2:00.9 | Ted Cruz has also been doing this for years. And I did not give a shit. Ted Cruz will show up to votes in, like, basketball shorts and a t-shirt. Right. Who fucking cares, bro? I literally don't give a shit. Just pass good laws. You can't even argue that a place is sacred if Ted Cruz is there. I'm saying. |
| 2:16.1 | He works there. |
| 2:16.8 | Him, Glitch McConnell, and a bunch of other senators |
| 2:19.0 | that are demons and human skin work there. |
| 2:21.4 | And you're, you that a place is sacred if Ted Cruz is there. I'm saying. He works at him, Glitch McConnell, and a bunch of other senators that are demons and human |
| 2:20.6 | skin work there. And you're going to call it sacred. Come on now. Me and I'm fucking from Cornball Incorporated. It's actually so fucking stupid. I swear, the demon of Babylon disguises himself. The coat of the righteous. Like, and the thing that gets me is that regular people wear hoodies and shorts |
| 2:36.4 | and, you know, loose button-up shirts. Yeah. Just like Federman does. And I think in a way, |
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