Ill-Fitting Clothes

May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Today JB Smoove and Miles explain that greatness already exists within you. Today’s Quote: “A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To be alive is to be slowly born.” - Antoine De Saint-Exupery (Zen Page-a-Day Calendar, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	New day, new, you wake your ass, only straws, glasses for money.
0:05.0	Fuckin' gratitude, be mine.
0:08.0	Listen to me, I elaborate.
0:11.0	Daily wisdom from me.
0:13.0	J.B. Smooth.
0:18.0	Hmm.
0:20.0	I want to talk to you all today about an epidemic
0:23.0	that me Americans face in private and silence every fucking day.
0:29.0	L-fitting clothes.
0:32.0	Now you may be thinking, what the fuck are you talking about J.B.?
0:35.0	Normally you go deep on some real topics and important issues that people deal with.
0:40.0	Why the fuck would you choose to do a fucking fluff piece on some damn L-fitting clothes?
0:45.0	And to that I say, your ass needs to trust me.
0:50.0	Other times on this podcast, I give you the answers to questions you didn't even know you had.
0:55.0	And here comes another example of that.
0:58.0	The question you're not answering is, why are people wearing shit that doesn't fit?
1:03.0	The answer is, a lot of people are not okay with their fucking size.
1:09.0	Hmm.
1:10.0	Maybe they used to be thinner and put on some weight.
1:13.0	So now all that shit is tight as fuck. They haven't reupped. They haven't reupped their closet.
1:17.0	They came and walked into walking closet.
1:20.0	God damn it.
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