Ill Advised Balls
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 4 of A&G features...
- New Spielberg movie & Ukraine/Russia conflict & Venezuela
- Funny donor names & bonus Scouts of America Mailbag!
- A witticism & Jack makes the choice!
- Final Thoughts!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.2 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.6 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.2 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.4 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:21.6 | Good morning, Kansas City. |
| 0:32.6 | Let's take a look at today. |
| 0:34.6 | Let's... |
| 0:35.6 | Today is... Today's... |
| 0:38.3 | What are you going to do? |
| 0:53.5 | Full disclosure. To the whole world. |
| 0:58.0 | They're coming! They're coming! |
| 1:02.2 | No, and I wet myself. |
| 1:07.9 | What is happening there? What was that? |
| 1:10.2 | Can somebody get me some paper towel? I wet. That is the trailer from the new Steven Spielberg UFO movie. Oh, it's a UFO thing. And that's what caused you to lose control of your bowels? It was too scurry. Not your bow. It was weird. Your bladder. Sounds freaked me out. You kept your bowels intact. |
| 1:28.4 | You held your mud, but your bladder gave way. |
| 1:30.5 | Thank you for that. |
| 1:31.5 | Yes. |
| 1:32.4 | Indeed, the great Steven Spielberg has turned his attention to a scary UFO movie. |
| 1:38.3 | Oh, I can't wait. |
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