Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

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Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The guys begin with another installment of The Right Stuff, where they explain the four types of conflict in detail. Then ILIZA SHLESINGER appears to talk funny business cards, explore a career in ventriloquy, and answer Popcorn Gallery questions about being a Jewish comedian and her ten catchphrases.

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0:00.0	So me and Fatboy, Slim, we have the time crisis, guns, and you know, I'm going.
0:12.5	And he's like, it made my mind too heavy.
0:15.4	I can't hold it up for so long and I'm like, give me that.
0:19.3	And I have both guns.
0:21.1	And I'm like stepping on both of the paddles and stuff and I beat all the guys, every
0:27.2	guy.
0:28.6	Yeah, but that game's easy.
0:30.6	What?
0:31.6	Oh, but that's an easy game.
0:34.3	Why?
0:36.3	Time crisis.
0:37.3	They're shooting at you.
0:39.3	Oh, okay.
0:41.4	What are you thinking of?
0:43.5	I think I'm just thinking of time.
0:47.6	Oh, okay.
0:48.8	Where you just shoot a clock.
0:51.4	Oh, okay.
0:52.9	So that is a game.
0:55.3	Yes.
0:58.1	How many times do you have to shoot?
1:00.1	Well, till the clock smashed up.
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