Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, please take a long, hard look at this image.

If there has ever been a literal definition of the so-called proverbial shit-eating grin,

this is the face of it. This is a man who is trying so hard to get attention. He should

soon find the attention for which he looks.

This is a man who apparently is running for some position. I'll get to it exactly in a second.

Who puts out a video thinking that he is so bloody smart. And the only thing that this video should

get him are a set of nice charges for something. Find them. Pam Bondy. Maybe, maybe. But listen to the smart man who is so smart, he is too dumb to know it. Behold.

Hi. This is Elliot Forehand, candidate for Ohio Attorney General. I want to tell you what I mean when I say that I am going to

kill Donald Trump. I mean I'm going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers

at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt based on evidence presented at a trial conducted in accordance

with the requirements of due process resulting in a sentence duly executed of capital punishment

that is what i mean when i say that i'm going to kill Donald Trump.

Hi.

This is Elliot Forehand. Don't forget the name.

Candidate for Ohio Attorney General.

Candidate for Ohio Attorney General.

Will, why would this man not think such rhetoric would work?

When the other dude there, the Attorney General for Virginia got elected after saying something similar in text messages to a Republican.

I want to highlight something here because this is what happens when dumb people think

that they're smart. And this guy says, hey, I want to, I'm also very reluctant to even

start with this video because

I don't even like replaying stupid jackasses saying these words because they think they're so

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