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Why Mommy Drinks

Ilana Cohn: Candy Destiny

Why Mommy Drinks

Campfire Media

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, writer, and actress Ilana Cohn (Overdue, Detention, South Park) talks with Betsy and Amanda about walking uphill on a downhill kind of a day, lunchables, and shitting the bed.

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0:00.0

Why mommy drinks?

0:15.0

Hey everyone, welcome to Why Mommy drinks.

0:18.0

This is Betsy Stover.

0:19.0

And I'm Amanda Allen.

0:20.0

In this episode we have Stand-up director writer comedian Alana Kone.

0:26.5

Kaye!

0:27.5

I'm excited to be here.

0:29.5

Thanks guys.

0:30.5

Thanks for coming.

0:31.5

Thanks for having me. I have three kids.

0:34.0

They're all boys.

0:36.0

Seven, six, and two.

0:39.0

I have three kids, seven and two, almost five olds it gets like I should be able to

0:46.6

say this by now I say it every week I have three kids one is seven and then two of

0:51.8

them are almost five.

0:53.2

You're right for someone who's called upon to say

0:55.7

to describe this once a week.

0:58.3

It's it always gets to be like there.

1:00.6

There's one that's seven, there's one that's four and a half almost five and then another one that's also almost five that looks like that one that looks just like the other one because they were born two minutes apart. The twins.

1:14.0

There it is.

1:15.0

Nailed it.

1:17.0

Thanks.

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