I'm so fancy, but you already know, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the

Football Rambler. Lovely to have you here. I'm here. Marcus C Speller. I'm joined by Luke A. Moore.

Flavart. What's middle name Pete? Very little imagination on behalf of my parents. I don't have a middle name.

And Pete Donaldson. Don't you? Feel free to nominate a middle name for me.

I think that's lazy, isn't that a fun little feature. I'd opportune to give someone a name.

He's not giving me a name. Bearing in mind my dad's Stuart, he was insisting on calling me Diggery Donaldson.

I don't think he should be asked to come up with a third name. That's it. Pete Diggery Donaldson.

Or Pete Donald Donaldson. I've always fathomed in Marmaduke. That would be fitting. The big dog.

Yeah. Diggery Donaldson comes with a low power death row record rapper.

He wouldn't quite get his own record. Diggery Donaldson. He would get a versatile two on a Snoop Dogg record.

Like a mixed tape. Yeah. Yeah.

And then they would lay the average. I like a really bad mid-air he's spectrum game.

Like attic attack. Yeah. Diggery Donaldson.

Oh, mommy. Horus goes skiing. That's great.

Diggery Donaldson's in the house ladies and gentlemen.

He was a system seller. Yeah, he was.

How about this then? Alistair Darling and Alex Salmon. They debated Scottish independence this.

We can see on many of you saw it. Now we've gotten more to gain independence.

And you, one of you to and me, were asked to pick a new Prime Minister from the fabulous world of football.

Who would you go for? Luke. First of all, what?

Alarm bells are ringing. How have I been given this job?

There's a lot of responsibility. You're the duty self.

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