Forever

Dog.

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Danceable travel instructions.

Weird flags.

A well-dressed goose.

And a trek to Japan's Eco Masanjo amusement park with Ronnie Adrian.

Wow, all that?

Yes, on today's podcast.

The ride!

Yeah. Welcome to Podcast the Ride, a theme park podcast hosted by three men who believe that the big trench coat they put on Jessica Rabbit at Disneyland isn't big enough.

My name is Mike Carlson.

Joining me as always, Scott Gardner.

Yeah, I see some face.

I see some kissable lips that are painted with the colors of the women of the night.

That's right. Let me make it clear. I am anti-lipstick. Yeah. Anytime I go on Roder Rabbit, I do have the urge to jump out of the car and kiss Jessica Rabbit. So I do wish. It was just a bigger coat. Lap bars. Bigger, what do you call the collar? Like a bigger collar maybe would help.

And a front collar is what she needs. It's got to go all the way around. Let's cover that hair too. That's, that hair is far too appealing. I did realize as I said this, I'm like, do people still know, do people know what I'm talking about necessarily? Yeah. Is that a three-year-old? Our listener should know this. that they put a trench coat.

Let me, our guest,

we should say,

Jason Sheridan's out sick.

He would obviously agree with us. about a three-year-old. Our listeners should know this, that they put a trench code.

Let me, our guest, we should say, Jason Sheridan is out sick. He would obviously agree with us, as he always does on every topic. Yeah, yeah. So anything we say today, he agrees with. Let's just say that out. Yes, everything, yeah, imagine his signature after any statement that is said in this episode. Yeah, which is again, I should reiterate something from

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