When asked in a new interview, if he personally watched the video of a follow-up boat strike on suspected smugglers,

President Trump said, quote, I watch everything.

Oh, I know!

Trump's on the couch right now, like another C-plus monologue from Myers.

I don't think he's ever been as high as C-plus.

C-plus again, he's getting better.

From 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City,

please enjoy this podcast edition of Late Night with Seth Myers.

On today's show, Seth talks to actor and comedian Ike Barronholz.

But first, a closer look.

The president who ran on bringing prices down is now calling the concept of affordability a hoax and telling people to stop buying so many dolls and pencils.

For more on this, it's time for a closer look.

Voters gave Donald Trump a second term because they were mad about the economy and they were hoping he would fix it despite the fact that last time he was in office, he broke it. It's like going back to a doctor, even though on your previous visit, they left a sponge in your brain. Good news, I got the sponge out, bad news, I left my watch in there. But good news. I had an alarm set, so whenever it's

noon, your brain's going to make this sound. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping.

The reason voters gave Trump another shot is because he made it clear. He wouldn't just bring

prices down. He would do it ASAP. When I went, I will immediately bring prices down starting on day one.

Dude, why did you think anything gets done on day one of a job?

Forget President.

At the end of day one at any job, you're lucky to have a working ID,

a general sense of where the bathrooms are,

and if your coworkers are nice, a warning not to engage with Patty when she starts talking about her antique spoon collection.

Oh, wow, you have another drawer full of them.

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