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Secret Keepers Club

Comedy

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello everyone and welcome to Secret Keepers Club. Thank you guys so much for chaining in. So happy to have you here. As always, my name is Carly Aclino. I'm your host. We got a great episode for you today. A bunch of emails that you guys sent into secret
0:13.4	keepers club at g email.com that we're gonna get to a bunch of things I want to
0:16.4	chit chat with my girls about because you know I drank extra app juice this morning I
0:19.4	drank a couple cups of coffee and sue me if it's illegal.
0:23.0	Send the freaking swap to my house if it's illegal to drink several cups of
0:27.7	Nespresos in the morning.
0:29.6	Okay, I like what I like.
0:32.4	But I hope everyone had a great weekend I for one got a tan
0:35.6	uh oh you better watch out because you guys I'm not even kidding.
0:53.9	I every single time I leave the Gosh Darn house when I have a tan I swear to God I get a new boyfriend because at this point I'm doing the tally and I have about 14 baby daddy's and 15 side booze and I can't explain it. It's, I think it's an energy thing.
0:55.5	I think it's the vibes are up.
0:58.6	Okay, because I'm wearing a sundress.
1:00.0	You guys already know what I'm wearing.
1:01.3	I'm wearing.
1:02.1	Come on, there aren't enough hours in the day to explain what I'm wearing. I come on there are enough hours in the day to explain what I'm wearing
1:04.4	a sundress and I'm wearing frickin' ass patrols.
1:06.2	Or I'm wearing ballerina flats.
1:07.8	Okay, it's like a formula to get a new boyfriend.
1:11.8	Yesterday I went to a coffee shop and a guy in the coffee shop. Can I have your phone number? Huh? You're cute. He was so cute.
1:20.0	And the guy, the night before that, I was out to dinner with my friend and this guy sends over a bottle of wine. And you know me, you know what I'm not doing is driving. So I went ahead and I drink that. And then when I was leaving the restaurant he said can I have your phone number I want to get out on a date and I said
1:38.8	Hey, I just had a whole bottle of wine I'm pretty much say yes or whatever at this point. You know what I'm saying? So, anywho, tis the season, girls, and I'm telling you so much when it rains, it pours, right? Because I can't get a damn text message to save my life in the winter months. I'll tell you that much right now. I went on a few
1:56.3	dates, you know, a handful of dates, whatever, nothing crazy. But I don't know, maybe it's the haltertops, maybe it's, maybe it's the halter tops maybe it's maybe it's the sunscreen the smell of the sunscreen gets them gets them all crazy I don't know
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