IHOP Wonka Menu

Face Jam

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Food, Society & Culture

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more. Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, let's just listen to Barbara Streis sensing jingle bells.
0:03.6	That'll get everyone hyped up.
0:06.6	Chicle jingle all the way.
0:08.6	Jingle, jiggles, jiggle all the way. Welcome to the face, the show where we try every new fast food creation, let you and Barbara Streis and hope you need it
0:14.9	you probably do I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Swears also Eric and
0:19.4	Gracie and Nicker here Jordan how are you not them I'm great I'm not being propped up
0:24.4	weekend at Bernie's style about to die based on what we just being propped down
0:30.7	earlier you I was propping myself. You were laying and blended in with the floor perfectly. Me and Michael walked in.
0:37.0	We're like having a conversation and you just went, ah!
0:40.0	They did. And it was like, You got startled.
0:44.0	My eyes were closed.
0:45.0	My eyes were closed and I heard Michael say,
0:46.0	what's going on over there?
0:47.0	And I just went,
0:48.0	poo!
0:49.0	Did not know you were there.
0:50.0	Like I was John Snow coming back.
0:52.0	Yeah, the Barbara Striseand song.
0:54.0	I grew up listening to that Barbara Striseand
0:56.0	Jingle Bell song, so I always thought it was a little wacky,
0:59.0	but as I...
1:00.0	What?
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