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100% Eat

IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mike Ilitch, IHOPplebees, Megatoad, and more. Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Boom!

0:01.2

There's the music, you hear it, Eric?

0:03.0

It's Cumpin'.

0:04.2

Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new

0:06.5

fast food creation to let you know if you need it

0:08.8

and you probably do thanks to DoorDash

0:11.1

for making this show possible.

0:12.2

I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my good co-host,

0:15.8

Jordan Swears.

0:17.3

How are you?

0:18.7

Why you laughing?

0:19.5

I added good, because I was like,

0:20.7

it's compliment the guy you put in there.

0:21.7

I'm sure I'm good in there.

0:23.1

It's the nicest thing anyone said about me ever.

0:25.8

Sad.

0:27.8

Yeah, I don't get it, nobody likes it.

0:29.5

Jordan, tis the season.

0:31.2

To be jolly.

0:32.2

Yeah, so this is our holiday episode.

0:35.4

Really? It is.

0:36.3

Slop the right out on Christmas Eve.

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