Happy Thursday, everyone. Well, Halloween is over and that can only mean one thing. It's time to size up the new Hallmark Christmas Channel movies. My friend Stephanie and I rate all 22. You heard that right, all 22 new movies. And decide if we want to watch them based on the provided promo information alone. You'd be surprised just how many received a solid, yes, pour me some gnaug, and I'm there,

based on three sentences and a staged photo.

Our 2018 selections are solid thanks to a town gazebo, a town festival, a spontaneous

snowball fight in the town square, cute coats, Elvis Presley's Graceland,

a Christmas version of the Tinder app, a royal Christmas romance, and a certain town sheriff

named Gage McBride. Andy Williams was right. It is the most wonderful time of the year.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate

Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends

who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about

the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's

famous green bean cassero recipe. But thanks for offering. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Hello, everyone. It's Stephanie and Lindsay again. We're here to talk about Hallmark Christmas movies.

Several of you emailed me and said,

are you and Stephanie going to do that preview thing again?

And we are.

We have gone through all of the movies

and based on their synopsis and pictures alone,

we have decided what we want to watch

and what we think is going to be terrible. Is that

accurate? That's accurate. And some for your viewing pleasure have like behind the scenes videos as well.

Yeah, they do. Whereas others don't have anything. Don't have anything. It's a mystery. Not Hallmark

mystery, but a regular mystery. But a regular mystery.

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