Happy Thursday, everyone. I'm very excited about today's show. I'm with my sister Jamie and we discuss

our favorite greatest hits album. Now for those of you who aren't yet 30 years old, we explain

exactly what a greatest hits album is in the opener. Never fear. We each choose a female artist,

a male artist, and a group, and explain why they

deserve to be in the pantheon of greatest hits. Naring it down from a list of 50, that is not an exaggeration,

was quite a task. In fact, it was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, including that

time Jamie timed me to see if I could go get her a drink

from downstairs in less than a minute. That was a stressful day. Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome

to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music,

and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no,

I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host Lindsay with my sister, Jamie, on the other line.

Jamie, say hello to all the dozens of people who listen.

Hello, dozens of people who listen.

Are you one of those people who listen, Jamie?

I do on occasion. I do whenever people call me and say, you need to listen because she's talking about you again. Or is she talking about you?

I don't ever talk about you. Is that your picture? I don't ever talk about you. Is that your butcher?

I don't ever talk about you.

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