Happy Wednesday, everyone. It's the episode you've been waiting for. Some guy in Austin and I break down not one, not two, but three Bachelor in Paradise episodes. That's six hours of abs, crowds, glitter bombs, and a great discussion about how the goose is a total chotch. Fair warning, we recorded this in the middle of the night, and I giggle when I'm tired.

I also snort laugh.

Cheers to my lovely display of femininity.

Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you

wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to

try your grandmother's famous green bean casserole recipe. But thanks for offering. Now, sit back,

relax, and enjoy the show. It's episode 65 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast, and I'm here with some guy in Austin to talk

about not one, not two, but three episodes of Bachelor in Paradise. Can you stand it? Season

three, we're already here, three episodes in. So much to say, so much to do, so little time.

And it's in the middle of the night because of scheduling, and we're going to push through

this, because we like to get the podcast out on time when it's supposed to be.

So I'm just going to stay up all night long and edit it, push through because I'm a professional.

And professionality oozes from my face.

Are you done?

Yes.

That whole intro was fantastic, but it reeks.

It reeks of denial a little bit.

Oh, it does, doesn't it?

Glitter bomb.

Listen, we've got essentially six hours of programs.

Oh, my gosh.

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