IHGB #392 -- Golden Bachelor Mel Recap: Elephant in the Room

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Hello, everyone!

We are back with Golden Bachelor Mel and his journey to find a woman who doesn't care about what he said months ago about wanting to find a match who is fifteen years younger than he is, with no artificial joints. Isn't this fun?

ABC wasted no time finding delightful women with very forgiving hearts. They think Mel is a catch, and they will stop at nothing to prove to him that women in their golden years are full of life! Full of energy! And, if your name is Nicholle, full of cringe-worthy moments that involve her tongue down Mel's throat.

Can someone find me a couch cushion to hide behind, please? Thanks!

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0:00.0	Hello everyone. We are back with Golden Bachelor Mel in his journey to find a woman who
0:07.2	doesn't care about what he said months ago when he admitted that he wanted to find a match
0:12.7	who is 15 years younger than he is with no artificial joints. Isn't this fun? ABC wasted no time
0:20.6	finding delightful women with very forgiving hearts.
0:24.4	They think Mel is a catch, and they will stop at nothing to prove to him that women in their
0:29.8	golden years are full of life, full of energy. And if you're that woman named Nicole, full of
0:37.2	cringeworthy moments that involve
0:38.6	her tongue down Mel's throat. Can someone find me a couch cushion to hide behind please? Thanks.
0:46.0	Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,
0:51.6	I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.
0:57.7	For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.
1:06.5	But thanks for offering.
1:07.8	Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
1:14.0	It's episode 392 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.
1:18.0	I'm your host Lindsay.
1:18.9	I'm here with Amy.
1:21.2	What?
1:22.5	Hi, Amy.
1:24.1	It's been a minute since you've been on the podcast.
1:26.5	It has been a minute.
1:27.2	It was like mumperin songs 50 the podcast. It has been a minute. It was like mum from five years ago.
1:30.3	Thank you for doing this.
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