Well, hello, everyone. Summer is definitely summering here in Texas, but the heat can't stop

some guy in Austin and me from podcasting in the glorious air conditioning about things that bother us.

He sent me a list of his pet peeves, and some turned out to be more of an idiosyncrasy variety,

in my opinion. And pointing that out, it turns out, is also

a pet peeve of his, I think. That's fine. That's fine. At least I didn't touch his food.

Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,

I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends

who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no,

I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 381 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host Lindsay.

I'm here with Some Guy in Austin.

Welcome back.

You haven't been around for a while because the bachelor's been off.

I know.

You and I, we announce our amical will break up, just like The Bachelor.

After each season.

And then, you know, we see each other at a red carpet party and we're friends again.

That's right.

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