Happy Wednesday. We are halfway through Ari's journey to find love, and the only thing anyone

cares about at this point is Crystal's Nodes and Baby Becca's marijuana pastimes. It was a full

episode of various dates in Paris, the perfect place to fall in love, and the perfect place for

the ABC Center guys to drop in all sorts of black modesty boxes. To these brave people, I say,

thank you. I also want to take a quick second to thank everyone for supporting my book launch.

It's been such a fun week, and I have the best community ever, including the shout out I got

from our host, Chris Harrison, on Twitter. That's the equivalent of a digital rose, right? I think so. Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome

to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies,

music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering,

yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Here we are in week six of the Ari's journey to find love, you know, and maybe baby Becca's journey to find a doobie.

I'm not quite sure.

What did you think about the big news that came out this week of Becca and her, you know, pastime of being a marijuana farmer?

Well, listen, before we get to that, I know you're going to be mad at me for doing this,

but I have a list of some things I want to talk to you about.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Okay, so just humor me here.

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